Drop the evidence
Paste a text thread, email, dating message, or workplace exchange. Pick the department best qualified to handle the mess.
The unofficial evidence department
Your screenshots deserve an official verdict.
Upload the conversation. Receipts translates the subtext, rates the red flags, files the charges, and turns the ruling into something worth sending back to the group chat.
No card required. Entertainment only. Delete your case anytime.
What to expect
A sharp second opinion without the lecture.
Privacy with an exit door
Retention is minimized by default. Delete your case and avoid submitting unnecessary identifying details.
Funny, never falsely authoritative
Reports are entertainment—not therapy, legal advice, or a clinical judgment about anyone involved.
Evidence in. Clarity out.
We read between every line.
Not another blank chatbot. Receipts turns messy context into a structured, personality-driven Incident Report built to be understood—and quoted.
Sample finding
“Per my last email” has entered the chat wearing brass knuckles.
Corporate Bullshit Translator · Red flag rating: suspiciously polished
Choose your investigator
Call in Dating Detective, Friendship Court, Corporate Bullshit Translator, Red Flag Autopsy, or Argument Referee.
Receive the official report
Get the verdict, the plain-English translation, evidence, charges filed, red-flag rating, and a recommended response.
Share the best line
Turn the sharpest part of the report into a social-ready quote card—or keep the whole case file to yourself.
Every report has a paper trail
Verdict, translation, evidence, charges—and the reply you actually want to send.
Dating DetectiveFriendship CourtFamily Drama DepartmentRed Flag AutopsyArgument RefereeAm I Overreacting?
Premium case files can track recurring people, compare conversations, and surface patterns over time.
Pick your level of investigation
Start free. Escalate when necessary.
Get the first ruling without a card, buy one deep dive, or keep an unlimited casebook.
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$0
For the screenshot currently derailing the group chat.
- Limited Incident Reports
- Verdict and translation
- Red-flag meter
- Branded share card
Best value
Annual casebook
$79/year
For repeat offenders, recurring plotlines, and the people who always have one more screenshot.
- Unlimited reports
- Deeper analysis
- Conversation history
- Recurring-person profiles
- Pattern detection
- Watermark-free sharing
Monthly
$12.99
All premium features, billed monthly.
Weekly
$4.99
For a short but eventful investigation.
Deep dive
$2.99
One premium report. No subscription.
Questions on the record
Before you submit Exhibit A
Case intake is open
Upload the receipts. We’ll file the charges.
Your friends have opinions. Receipts has a structured report and a much better headline.